I have a lot of pool parties, and there are very few rules. I do have one rule, and that is no cutoffs in the pool. For some reason, over time, the strings get into the filter and it costs a lot to get someone out to fix it. In the meantime, there are no pool parties, which dampens the fun. So, I set a simple rule. Scott, however, always shows up in those tight cutoffs. He knows he looks sexy in them, and when I or anyone else tells him they're not allowed in the pool, what does he do? He rips them off, showing off a blood-engorged cock, which bobs up and down in front of him while walking over to the water's edge and jumping in, making a big splash in the process. No one's complaining, though.